melancholia
posted this
Time ago

Me in the summer: Wow, I'm so depressed and I hate everything. I wish my classes would start so I can focus on something motivating.

Me when classes start: Wow! This would be a great time to pick up three other time-consuming obsessions.


melancholia
posted this
Time ago

The void swallows me whole


melancholia
thoughts(he/they)
Time ago
emlynlua

today's gender is back pain !!!

persephone

which one of you is the lower back pain and which one of you is shoulder tension




melancholia
posted this
Time ago

Well you know what they say

Dont beat the horse that feeds you


melancholia
x3(it/he)
Time ago

Hey

melancholia

Just wanna let you know that...

We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna…

melancholia

u wanna fite m8. ill bash ye fookin head in i swear on me mum.


x3

i mean if yr acceptin m offer 2 b 'murdered' thn epic! time and place?? m free whenever rlly :)


melancholia

meet me at 4pm EST by the B0nE Z0nE. im ready to get fookin eviscerated.



melancholia
posted this
Time ago

Hey

Just wanna let you know that...

We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna…



melancholia
posted this
Time ago

All bark and no bite

But alternatively...

All hiss and no scratch.


yoda voice hmmm... aaaah. Going separate ways, your mother and I are.

mmm.. May divorce be with you, Luke. haaaahm. The dog, I will be taking.


melancholia
princeofdoom(he/him they/them)
Time ago
violet-fae

Sometimes paganism is chanting naked in the woods and sometimes paganism is offering iced sweet tea and a cool pic of a toad you found on Insta.


melancholia
lime
Time ago
lime

in 2020 im gonna vote for the gillioutine


melancholia
babushka(he/she, он/она/)
Time ago

sad that there's no porn bots on waterfall? Don't worry I will pick up the slack

ravioli

CLICK HERE FOR SEXY NOODLE LADIES AND SPORNGHETTI


melancholia
posted this
Time ago

Me in a stoned frenzy: bios are just friendship resumes



melancholia
posted this
Time ago

Sometimes "feeding" my cats just consists of me going around and shaking every cat bowl until the bottom is covered.


melancholia
angelicaphelion(they/them, en/end)
Time ago
timeskip

"straighten things up"? who the fuck do you think I am? if anything I'm going to gay things up. idiot.



melancholia
babushka(he/she, он/она/)
Time ago
babushka

- Give back the bread! It's bread, you fool. Give me back the bread! Borya, what does this mean? Give the bread back. Borya, give it back! Borya, blyat. Give me the bread, please! Give it! Just bite a piece off already. Borya! Borya, give it back, Borya, give it back! Borya?! What are you doing? Borya, give me the bread! Borya, blyat! Come on! How long will you be hanging? This is ridiculous! Give it... You bastard! Bad thing!


glitteratti

y'all mind if i just [slowly melts like an ice cube left on the kitchen floor only to make your sock wet when you go to get water at 3am]


melancholia
posted this
Time ago

I should sleep, but I don't wanna. I wanna get baked.


melancholia
posted this
Time ago

ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT THE GOVERMENT IS WATCHING YOU


melancholia
sugar(they/them)
Time ago

this is just how it is


melancholia
babushka(he/she, он/она/)
Time ago

"you ve washed me good, of course, but i still have to clean my nose myself"


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